Ingles Facilisimo IV
        Now I surely will not plague you  With such words as plaque and ague.  But be careful how you speak:  Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;  Cloven, oven, how and low,  Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.  Hear me say, devoid of trickery,  Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,  Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,  Exiles, similes, and reviles;  Scholar, vicar, and cigar,  Solar, mica, war and far;  One, anemone, Balmoral,  Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;  Gertrude, German, wind and mind,  Scene, Melpomene, mankind.  Billet does not rhyme with ballet,  Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.  Blood and flood are not like food,  Nor is mould like should and would.